Patent Frustration

Frustrated with a rejection by the US patent office, attorney Andrew Schroeder loses it.

Are you drunk? No, seriously…are you drinking scotch and whiskey with a side of crack cocaine while you "examine" patent applications?

Since when did the USPTO become a post World War II jobs program?

Do we have to write patent applications in crayon? Does a patent application have to come with some sort of pop-up book? Do you have to be a family member or some big law firm who incentivizes you with some other special deal?

Perhaps you might want to take your job seriously and actually give a sh.t! What's the point in having to deal with you Special Olympics rejects when we should just go straight to Appeals? While you idiots sit around in bathtubs farting and picking your noses ...

Your job is not a joke, but you are turning it into a regular three ring circus.