Sunday, January 09, 2011

Suspicious Bagel Leads To Arrest

We have become a nation of sniveling scared snitches. Now everyone is a suspect. The terrorists have won by encouraging us to give up our freedoms.

Florida Professor Arrested for Having a "Suspicious" Bagel on a Plane
A Florida professor was arrested and removed from a plane Monday after his fellow passengers alerted crew members they thought he had a suspicious package in the overhead compartment.

That "suspicious package" turned out to be keys, a bagel with cream cheese and a hat.

Recently, passenger complaints have resulted authorities taking action against innocent passengers who went to the bathroom too often on a flight and who were just being annoying.

In the hyper-sensitive world of flying, sneezing too often could get you kicked off a flight and questioned by the FBI.

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